VerSpanken - The Male Masturbator That Looks Like Steven Tyler's Lips

Price: $34.99

Description:

Ever fantasize about having sex with one of the American Idol judges? Me too. In fact, I always wanted to bang Paula Abdul. I know she is a bit ditzy, but she was hot in the 1980's. Wait, what? You want to stuff your penis into Steven Tyler's Face? Whoa! Well there, I guess we sell a German product for you. It's called the VerSpanken and it is a male masturbation device that looks like a big pair of lips. A pair of lips that might sing "Dude Looks Like a Lady" if you treat them just right. If you aren't into hard rocking American Idol judges, we suppose you could pretend the VerSpanken looks like a vagina. Maybe this is what they look like in Germany? The VerSpanken is a great choice in male masturbators. We sell the Wavy VerSpanken because the other two options didn't seem very exciting.

 
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