Moist Butt Wipes - Last Line of Defense
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In the war against skid marks, toilet paper is just the vanguard. Your spouse can throw you a dozen rolls but that won't remove all the Klingons. For that, you need soothing Cottonelle flushable moist wipes. Pull one sheet from the popup dispenser and begin cleaning. The cloth will show you the progress you're making, and give you a thumbs up when the battle is won. Each application is soft and gentle, like rubbing your butt with a cute puppy, perhaps the little Labrador on the label. When you're done, no need to call the HazMat squad. Just flush it away. 42 wipes per box
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Moist Butt Wipes - Last Line of Defense
In the war against skid marks, toilet paper is just the vanguard. Your spouse can throw you a dozen rolls but that won't remove all the Klingons. For that, you need soothing Cottonelle flushable moist wipes. Pull one sheet from the popup dispenser and begin cleaning. The cloth will show you the progress you're making, and give you a thumbs up when the battle is won. Each application is soft and gentle, like rubbing your butt with a cute puppy, perhaps the little Labrador on the label. When you're done, no need to call the HazMat squad. Just flush it away. 42 wipes per box
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